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nedhepburn: Jon Stewart does Glenn Beck. this is classic...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 12:27:18 -0600

Jon Stewart does Glenn Beck.

this is classic television.

Fucking. Brilliant.

I hate my friend Tim

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 01:42:00 -0600

~~And by hate I mean love, am jealous of, wish the best for.~~

Tim might be the funniest person I’ve ever known. He moved from Alabama to L.A. earlier this year in order to pursue his dream. In less than a year, he’s become an intern at UCB and has got to hang out with the likes of Amy Poehler (he inadvertently stumbled into an improv sketch invloving all the original members of UCB and performed approx. a minute of improv WITH THE ORIGINAL MEMBERS OF UCB), Mindy Kaling, Paul Scheer, Aziz Ansari, and basically everyone I love in comedy/television right now. Oh yeah, he also works at the Palladium and saw Grizzly Bear’s final tour date in the U.S. this year AND worked the VIP at a Dylan show.

Fucker.

"Furiously masturbating” is redundant, as all masturbation is furious."

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:06:39 -0600

““Furiously masturbating” is redundant, as all masturbation is furious.”

- @FakeAPStylebook

documentary: vastandgrand: 30 min Elliott Smith...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 12:22:00 -0600

documentary:

vastandgrand:

30 min Elliott Smith documentary

Saved for watching later.

merlin: slaughterhouse90210: “Stupidity is the same as evil if...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 12:03:45 -0600

merlin:

slaughterhouse90210:

“Stupidity is the same as evil if you judge by the results.”
— Margaret Atwood, Surfacing

"The whole premise was such a joke, and I think maybe I took it too seriously. I started to feel like..."

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 11:55:39 -0600

“The whole premise was such a joke, and I think maybe I took it too seriously. I started to feel like I was becoming a cliché of myself.”

- Pitchfork: Sufjan Stevens Calls the 50 States Album Project “Such a Joke”

This makes me sad. So sad I think this calls for a frowny emoticon.

:-(

Photo

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 11:25:48 -0600

Someone save me from buying every single button in this Etsy...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:55:23 -0600

Someone save me from buying every single button in this Etsy shop.

TROOF.

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:48:59 -0600

TROOF.

(via paperbackgirl) Want. NEED.

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:46:11 -0600

(via paperbackgirl)

~~Want~~. NEED.

"My Bloody Valentine, Loveless “Absolutely the greatest rock album ever made that requires no..."

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 09:17:43 -0600

“

My Bloody Valentine, Loveless

“Absolutely the greatest rock album ever made that requires no concentration whatsoever. I can’t think of one lyric off this album, even though I listened to some of it today. Incredible sound. Guitars like witches. A thousand subsequent bands have copied it, but no one has ever gotten it right (including Kevin Shields). It makes me want to write about unscary monsters.”

”

- Flavorwire » Blog Archive » Chuck Klosterman Presents: Albums That Kick Writer’s Block (via bwall05)

One of my favorites. I listened to it the other day after probably a year or two and was reminded on just how good it is.

corcarpemei: And now for something not baseball related. He...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 09:13:37 -0600

corcarpemei:

And now for something not baseball related.

He needed to work in a little Filipino boy into this for it to be perfect.

veege: take five (1961), dave brubeck

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 07:22:51 -0600

veege:

take five (1961), dave brubeck

McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: The San Francisco Panorama...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 01:03:07 -0600

McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: The San Francisco Panorama Press Release.

"Ready for football? No introduction needed… Here comes Bocephus!"

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 23:59:00 -0600

“Ready for football?
No introduction needed…
Here comes Bocephus!”

- Hank Williams, Jr.

McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Dispatches From a Guy Trying Unsuccessfully to Sell a Song In Nashville.

"It’s a mighty sorry business, Sarge being blown up like that,” Beetle said. The other..."

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 23:58:24 -0600

““It’s a mighty sorry business, Sarge being blown up like that,” Beetle said. The other soldiers in the café nodded silently. He ordered another bottle of vermouth and drank the vermouth. It was a good vermouth.”

- Beetle Bailey
by Ernest Hemingway

McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Famous Authors Narrate the Funny Pages.

merlin: Charlie Rose - David Foster Wallace on footnotes I...

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 18:11:38 -0600

merlin:

Charlie Rose - David Foster Wallace on footnotes

I have got news for you: coming on a television show stimulates your What Am I Gonna Look Like? gland like no other experience.

Love that guy.

"You should use “an” before a word beginning with an “H” only if the “H” is not pronounced: “an..."

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 18:03:24 -0600

“You should use “an” before a word beginning with an “H” only if the “H” is not pronounced: “an honest effort”; it’s properly “a historic event” though many sophisticated speakers somehow prefer the sound of “an historic,” so that version is not likely to get you into any real trouble.”

- an historic vs a historic

glynnis: David Sedaris on Letterman (via livedangerously)

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 13:25:30 -0600

glynnis:

David Sedaris on Letterman (via livedangerously)

"We had hoped that smoking Cuban cigars in Cuba would allow us to lose the image [on the..."

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 12:01:48 -0600

“We had hoped that smoking Cuban cigars in Cuba would allow us to lose the image [on the conspicuous-consumption meter with Lamborghinis, caviar, and six-thousand-square-foot houses with built-in Bose sound] and the baggage and enjoy a smoke for itself. But every time we lit up we felt as if we were sprouting fanny packs, Hawaiian shirts, and Bermuda shorts.”

- In Pursuit of the Wild Cohiba by Ginger Strand and James Wallenstein
from p. 24 of the October 2009 edition of The Believer