December 2010
137 posts
“A movie? That’s not real! Same for television. Trust me, this is real....”
– Corey Feldman’s character in “The ‘Burbs”
Joining Tumblr
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is joining Tumblr. Most of you on here are idiots that have nothing better to do other than anonymously put others down and post stupid gifs all day long. Do yourself a favor and spend your time learning some kind of a skill rather than clutter up the Internet all damn day. Use the time you spend creating gifs to do something useful.
[Male, 19]
“My last sex tape got pretty popular in the blogosphere, but I never really...”
– The Importance of Being Earnest: I Should Make Another Sex Tape
Jesus Christ, this had me rolling.
“People, even regular people, are never just any one person with one set of...”
– Memento Mori a short story by Jonathan Nolan (via carolynrez)
You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me....
Here's Why You Shouldn't Lie To Your Kids About... →
nprfreshair:
The Business Insider has a great — provocative, thought-provoking and flame-baity — piece up today about why indoctrinating your kids into this whole Santa myth thing is maybe a bad idea. It’s immoral! Selfish! Pointless!
I for one (not speaking for Fresh Air here, just yours truly) am inclined to agree.
The argument goes something like this: lying to children is bad.
You...
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Letting Him Take My Lip Virginity
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is letting him take away my lip virginity. I always promised myself that I would never ever kiss a guy until I knew that I there was something there, but it seemed like I was pressured and he pretty much made me kiss him. It even seemed like he forced me to go out with him. I really don’t count that as my ‘first kiss’ because I want my first kiss...
“i need for less wine to have happened to me tonight.”
– A friend describing being drunk in the best way I’ve ever heard.
Mystery Starbucks Couch Joint
This could be fun.
jimmyjosh asked: I just wanted to see if this would work...